poor dodger

some say he has a mug only a mother can love

and since we had to put him on a diet, some say he looks borderline anorexic 

{but trust me, he is perfectly healthy}

and i am sorry dodger, but since we shave you it only emphasizes your now slender frame

but i don't care

i don't care because i love you like my own child

i don't care because i love my couch without you shedding all over it

i don't care because i love your mug and your slenderness despite what others say

so laugh if you must, but please, please don't confuse him with this beast. the hairless cat. quite possibly the most frightening animal known to man.